Tuesday, March 24, 2009

In Short

In a conversation with The Best Friend regarding my disability to form short sentences:
Me:
is it just that its humanly impossible for me to not be long winded?
The Best Friend:
i think that question speaks for itself
is it just that its humanly impossible for me to not be long winded?
=is it because i'm long winded?
= can i not be so long winded?
= is it possible for me to not be long winded
= is it because i cant summarise?
= why cant i summarise?
Any doubts as to why The Best Friend is a teacher?

5 remarks:

Lavaniah said...

teeeheeheeeee. :)

Ibrahim said...

its my perspective that anything less than 20 words is a short sentence.
whats your benchmark?

Nisha said...

the Best Friend forgot one more.

"Why i so long-winded one?"

Never forget your Singaporean roots.

Also, :P

xoxoxo

me myself and i said...

eh! long winded meh!! piang eh!

Raji said...

Lauws: =P

Ibrahim: The sentence in question was ridiculously long. I refuse to count how many words.

Nisha: Eh! Stay a criminologist! Dun't be Sg's first Singlish Teacher!
=P How u babe?

Niran: eh? confusing feller....